Palm Muting


a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during s-x.

when you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud -rg-smic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
dude one: “boring night?” dude two: “no man got laid!” dude one: “i didn’t hear a thing?” dude two: “ya nasty loud, i thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, i had to use some palm muting to keep it down!” dude one: “awesome!”
palm muting is commenly know to guitarist as a tecnique used in playing, but here is the true definition it is when a person unsupecting after talking sh-t is slapped directly in the mouth with the palm first.10 point bounus for making them cry 15 point bonus for knocking out a tooth 20 point bonus plus bragging rights for knocking them out!
bill came over talked a little bit of sh-t and i had to do some palm muting on his -ss.

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