palm sunday
when you can’t get any s-x on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!
” guess i ain’t gettin’ p-ssy today. looks like it’s gonna be another palm sunday!” 🙁
the sunday prior to easter. if you live in fl– you get up real early and hack down as many palm trees as possible, slice them up, and give them to people at church. when m-ss starts, you wave them up and down, then play with them the rest of the time.
m-ss is also really long because everyone in the church re-enacts christ’s p-ssion. it’s fun and all, especially when you yell “crucify him” at the priest.
palm sunday is the first in a week long series of very looooong religious services.
usually used to define a typical sunday in england. (hungover,h-rny,bored) .palm sunday means to stay in bed most the day and m-st-rb-t-
“what did you do last sunday after u had been out on sat-rday night “??
“well i just stayed in and had a palm sunday”
palm sunday is when you have s-x at around 11:50 pm sat-rday night, and then u -j-c-l-t- on ur palm at midnight and smack her in the face with your splooge filled hand.
“i gave sally a palm sunday and now she is saved.”
an occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.
“so, you b-st-rd, you were f-ckin’ two women at once again ?!!”
“nope, it’s always palm sunday at my place, baby..”
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