Palmer

to get friends excited about one’s committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.
don’t worry mike, i’m not going to “palmer” your wedding.
someone who’s on top of his game..no one can compete with him at everything he does..aka the champ..handsome charming and articulate.
d-mn i wish i could be just like palmer
#awesome #champion #good looking #smart #unbeatable
another term for a ‘hand job’.
so i was getting a palmer the other night from this chick i know, and her dad walked in…
#hand job #handjob #s-x #blueb-lls #blue ball
(v.)- to pwn something; to own something; to master something
ex 1: jimmy didn’t study, but he got a 105% on his test. he palmered that test.

ex 2: jimmy is on the debate team, and he feels very prepared. he is confident that he will palmer the compet-tion.
#synonym: pwn #own #master #antonym: fail #be defeated
base unit of measuring breast size
she’s got quite the rack, definitely a two-palmer.
#br–sts #measure #hands #t-ts #big
a great set of t-ts that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. in between rockin’ t-ts and bee stings, these cans aren’t necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.
“how was that breezy you took home last night?”

“pretty dece face, nice palmers…took her down hard.”
#rack #b–bs #cans #t-ts #funbags #hooters #melons #mangos #bee stings #rockin’ t-ts
a great set of t-ts that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. in between rockin’ t-ts and bee stings, these cans aren’t necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.
“how was that breezy you took home last night?”

“pretty dece face, nice palmers…took her down hard.”
#t-ts #b–bs #bust #melons #cans #jugs #hooters #b–bage #bee stings #chesticles
s-xy, hott, guy u wanna do
james palmer is a hot guy
#craker #hottie #s-xy #lovly #pretty