Palos Park


an affluent suburb of chicago characterized by new money and sprawling forests. of chicago’s south suburbs, palos park is by far the wealthiest and most expensive. trees outnumber people 10,000 to 1. tucked behind acres of woods are some of the biggest d-mn houses you can find in chicago. not as rich as nearby hinsdale – or northern burbs like winnetka – but compared to the “other” palos-es, it’s beverly hills.
q: where did you grow up?
a: palos
q: which palos? hills, heights, or park?
a: palos park – didn’t you see my maserati?

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