Pam boy

someone who uses oils (such as pam) to keep his genitalia from sticking to the inner thigh. generally accepted as being invented by “benstern” on theopia forums.
21:50 benstern: ahhhhhhh
21:50 benstern: just sprayed non stick cooking spray on mah b-lls
21:51 person: uh… why?
21:53 benstern: so they won’t stick to mah legs
21:58 person: pfft, just keep’em in your mouth where they’ve been
21:59 person: that makes you a veritable pam boy

a girl or boy (no one really can tell) who’s hair can be many shades of ginger. pamboys can be found hibernating or, when in their natural habitat, hunting for alcohol and unfortunate unsuspecting victims, usually men. pamboys are not dangerous in normal circ-mstances but when har-ssed may become feral as they are territorial. pamboys usually eat out of bins. so if your area is inhabited by pamboys make sure you take the necessary precaution: ensure your bins are locked at night, if you fail to do this you may find a den of pamboys invading your garden. pamboys can be a pest as they will often live with wild birds such as crows and vultures. they might steal your vegetables too. when angry the male pamboy may become aggressive and sh-t on your porch during the night. to calm the pamboy, it is imperative to play thrashing beats such as slipknot. please be careful as n-body wants a pamboys sh-t on their porch.
my garden is infested with pamboys and they wont stop breeding and i cant control the sh-t level. i need to call the exterminator
a male who sprays pam on their genitalia in order to aleviate said genitalia from sticking to the inner thigh.
benstern: ahhhhhhh
benstern: just sprayed pam on mah b-lls
aetherguy881: uh… why?
benstern: so they won’t stick to mah legs
aetherguy881: pfft, just keep’em in your mouth where they’ve been pamboy