pamphlet man
1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a h-rny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who’s girlfriend’s pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for s-x as to not enrage god.
“don’t be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend’s pants”
or
s-xy miss k: my parent’s are out this week, why don’t you come over? we can have some fun..
mr. s: sorry babe, but don’t you know according to the bible, it’s wrong to f-ck before marriage?
s-xy miss k: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?
mr. s: -runs away clutching bible-
1) boi who gwan chat bout he religion
2) boi who gwan try n convert s-xi gyalz in he religion
3) boi who dun wan nah action from gyal dem
1) -couple making out- boi: i jus went door to door advertising my religion
gurl : bun u i’ll go s-x diff manz
2) boi: s-xy kizzles plzzzz join my religion
s-xy kizzles: lick my pum
boi: not until marriage
3) s-xy kizzles: f-ck my hard bytch squeeze me, ooooooo i wanna suck u
boi: wuts this gurl doing i dont want that her pants are too t-te
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