pan cookies
another way of saying “having s-x” when you’re in juvenile detention.
“mark and sarah were making pan cookies when they were supposed to be doing these dishes.”
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the acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, … 😉 —
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