pancake

noun

1. a flat thin cake made by pouring batter onto a hot greased pan, and flipped to cook on both sides.

verb

2. to flatten or squish something.

adjective

3. used to describe a situation that isn’t quite right or does not add up, usually followed by the word “-ss”.

4. a person that is fun to be around on multiple levels or “stacks”. usually used in a pr-noun context.

5. an irregular or emergency landing in which an aircraft drops flat to the ground from a low alt-tude.

6. a theory that was drawn up in the aftermath of 911 that remained the official reason for the world trade center’s collapse until dismissed by the national inst-tute of science and technology. the pancake theory insinuated that the towers collapsed due to shear weight of the upper floors slamming on to the floors below them and piling down on top of each other one at a time. the theory was dismissed because of its careless lack of reason and logic and the fact that it completely defies the basic laws of physics.
1. blueberry pancakes are kathy’s favorite dish for breakfast.

2. carl pancaked his dog rover when he lost his footing and landed on him.

3. eric gave dan a pancake–ss excuse for why he didn’t reply to his messages.

4. pancake made me laugh so hard i pee’d my pants.

5. herb had an emergency in his pants so he turned the plane around and came in quick and low for a pancake landing.

6. just the thought of someone actually believing the pancake theory makes me sick to my stomach with disgust and shameful pity.
a food that is in a round shape and can normally be eaten for breakfast or as a desert,served with either sugar,lemon,syrup
billy:mum can i have some pancakes for breakfast please.
mum:sure,would you like it with sugar or syrup.
female br–sts pressed against gl-ss.
eager to show the neighbor’s her kink, linda heaved herself against the living room window, inviting local man-syrup to be poured on her pancakes.
is another word for the meaning of to have s-x or mostly any s-xual act.
lets make pancakes!:d

i like to eat pancakes.

my girlfriend is showing me how to make pancakes!:d
something you eat for breakfast.
i had pancakes this morning.
a pancake is a mix of flour, eggs, canola oil, and milk. these ingredients are beat together in a bowl. when there is no longer lumps in the mix, the mix is put on a griddle to be cooked. a pancake is usually served with syrup, but fruits are added to the mix sometimes to be cooked inside the pancakes.
oh, these pancakes r the sh-t. everytime i have ’em, they make me superh-rny. i swear they crush up v–gr- and put it in the mix.
what prince served to charlie murphy after he schooled his -ss in basketball.
interviewer: all right he beat you in basketball, and then what happened?
charlie murphy: after it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes. pancakes.