Pancake Craving
one of the most ruthless feelings a human can feel. a hole in your soul that can only be filled with pancakes. often comes when pancakes are unavailable.
— i have a brutal pancake craving right now. i need pancakes now, or i will burn this mother down.
— is ihop open?
— yes.
— where are my keys?
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