Pancake Dick
when a man’s pants are so tight , he must have a flat p-n-s to be able to wear them.
i was in ann arbor and it was pancake d-cks left and right.
first its when a man takes a frying pan, and gets a large erection. then he takes the frying pan and hits it many times until the p-n-s looks like a pancake, therefore a nice big chode.
doctor, we have a patient in room 459 who has pancake d-ck syndrome.
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