Panda

the coolest animal ever!!! has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it’s so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).
-i have to sell my liver so i can go see the panda in the zoo!!!
-i already sold mine!!!
possibly the greatest animal that g-d put on this earth. usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have s-x.
and the lord came unto the earth and made the panda to his likeness. and he spake, saying, “thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all.” and the lord smiled upon the panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (panda 13:22)

and the lord came unto the cheery panda and spake, saying, “although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born…” (panda 15:10)
a close friend that you tell everything to. someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.
after a fight with my boyfiend i called my panda to ask what i should do.
a magical black and white creature that can fly because it eats dragons. it is also the #3 cause of death in jur-ssic park.
help! that panda is eating my baby!
a chubby girl with a cute face.
if there aren’t any hot girls in here, we can atleast cuddle with the pandas.
a large black and white bear, pr-ne to sneezing fits, during which it is typically indiscriminate about who or what it sneezes upon.
look at this cute video of a baby panda sneezing!
a person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.

the term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. in addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species’s success.

humans can be referred to as “pandas” when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. this term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.

examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.
q: is darren sick? he looks so pale and thin.
a: no, he decided to become a vegan. he is such a panda.

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