panda cunt
a panda c-nt is somebody who has s-xual fantasies about the panda bear and often m-st-rb-t-s whilst thinking about the animal. many of them then go on to dress up and role play this animal with a friend or partner
rhys: mmmm i love panda’s… will you dress up as one for me so i can roger you silly?
matt: no! you f-cking panda c-nt!
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