Panda Parade


a large presence of law enforcement vehicles. a panda parade is often observed on the news when a f-ckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. this event was popularized by oj simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.
i switched channels to a rerun of leave it to beaver because every major channel on tv was airing the latest panda parade.

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