panda points
refering to the number months you haven’t had s-x. each month you don’t have s-x you earn a panda point. whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.
we have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!
for each month that you abstain from having s-x, you receive one panda point.
oh man, i have three panda points
a panda-point is given when a person didn’t get laid for a month. each month no s-x = 1 point.
named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce
man, i need to get laid, i already have a panda-point!!
hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
none, my mom banged me yesterday!
because panda’s are very rare and isolated animals they don’t made very often. every month a person doesn’t have s-x with another human being, they earn a giant pandapoint. after a certain amount of months the savingscard is full and the person can b-tchslap him/her own ego. after having s-x it will start counting at 0 again.
juan didn’t have s-x in 3 months, so he has 3 giant pandapoints. the 4th month he has s-x with another human being, that will wipe out all his giant pandapoints. in cause he doesn’t have s-x after a certain amount of months, he has a full savingscard and he can b-tchslap his ego.
game invented in the uk by college students.
definition; eats shoots and leaves
gets a girls to cook them food – eats
gets the girl into bed – shoots
then gets the h-ll out – leaves
the more girls you do that too the more panda points you score
i got panda points on that girl
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