panda regret


the regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.
guy: let’s get panda!

girl: uh… dude what about the panda regret?

guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. i’m having mad panda regret.

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