Pandar
when you’re being a pandar, you can either a) be being a f-g to someone by saying k…? after everything. b) being a lazy fat f-ggot. c) pretending like you dont know how to do stuff. d) pretending you dont know cr-p.
a) kelvin: dude district 9 is such a good movie
panda: k…?
kelvin: so like the trailer sucks
panda: k..?
kelvin: k wanna play gunz now?
panda: k…?
kelvin: dude you’re a f-g im out.
panda: k…?
kelvin: late.
kelvin is unable to receive offline ims.
panda: k..? oops. now i gotta call him
b) -specific enough-
c) panda: hurry up and start the d-mn quest holy cr-p
hinson: dude you’re host
panda: o rly?
kelvin: lol dude can you not be a f-g?
panda: wheres the start b-tton?
kelvin: lol…lets just leave and make our own game.
panda: how do i leave the room? x_x
d) guy: dude who ate my sandwich?
panda: idk who what when where how and why?
guy: wtf?
panda: your face?
guy: stop being a pandar
panda: i was the one that invented that word d-ckhole.
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