pandemic


brand name for that heron, heroin, that fire sh-t that’ll get you f-cked up, on the wire. not to be confused with wmd, bin laden, or icicles.
bodie broadus: “paaaaandemic! got that pandemic!”
bubs: “gimme two”
-bodie flashes sign for two vials to the runner-
3 more definitions
a worldwide outbreak of a disease.
the term ‘pandemic’ is often confused with ‘epidemic’.
some current pandemics are swine flu and hiv/aids. some may consider the common cold a pandemic.

pandemics have been known to vary unpredictably from very mild to devastating. swine flu was predicted to be a really bad outbreak, hence the extreme precautions taken, but it turned out to be a harmless cold. spanish flu, on the other hand, was not predicted and caused widespread damage, with an estimated 50,000,000 deaths worldwide.

pandemics are usually mild if precautions are taken, and usually don’t do much harm. while the media may make it sound horrible, they often leave out important details, like the infectivity, number of cases, and death rate. most cases are never confirmed, either; usually just the severe cases. you could get swine flu and never know.

pandemic is also a popular online game in which the player attempts to kill off the human species with the perfect disease.
people are taking this pandemic way too seriously. it will inevitably go away on its own without the help of panic and media headlines.
a sudden outbreak of pandas. has only happened once or twice, and mostly in china.
pandas are so cute! i wish there was a pandemic right here in town.
a term used by the lookouts to alert the drug dealing gangsters in the streets of baltimore on the tv-show called “the wire”.
pandemic! pandemic! pandemic!

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