Panera bread
a cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the hilcrest shopping centre in richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.
son: what did you order mom?
mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.
waiter: here’s your check ma’am
waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check
mom: what’s this?
waiter: nothing!
waiter runs away
son: well, that’s what you get when you come to panera bread.
h-ll on earth. the worst place to work because the managers are too young to care about your social life since they already lost out on theirs.
and there is a minimum of 4 things out of stock every dinner rush because the lunch workers don’t give two sh-ts about the closing staff so they fling bread around w-lly nilly and leave everything a mess for others to deal with.
“hey do you work at panera bread? d-mn, man. sorry for you loss of a social life.”
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