Pangina


pangea + v-g-n- = pangina ; an incredibly huge, vaccuous v-g-n-. so emmense in volume and m-ss that it cannot be veiwed by a single person’s spectrum of vision.
after throwing back a couple jagerbombs she looked bangin. when i woke up in the morning though…her pangina was staring me straight in the face. it was so huge if i rolled over, id be inside of it….
a pandas v-g-n-
sh-ggy whats up with your pangina?

ew theres a bad smell eminating from that pangina!

i like to n0m panginas

watch as the baby panda slowly crawls its way out of its mothers pangina into its new nest
a pangina is created when the st-tching of the crotch of any article of trousers/pants or shorts becomes undone to create a hole in the place of which, on a woman, the v-g-n- would be. it derives from a combination of “pants” and “v-g-n-“.
whilst warming up for the 100m hurdles, i heard a large rip in my pants. when i looked down to investigate, i was shocked to behold that i now have a pangina.
term used to describe an unattractive, overweight, peevish female who wears her convertible cargo pants in the camel toe fashion on a daily basis. combination of the words pangaea and v-g-n- usually in reference, though not exclusively, to a woman who wears her gps on a belt clip even when she’s just going to the supermarket.
while strolling along the edge of the grand canyon, she became alarmed as a team of mules, being confused by the sheer size of the crev-sse between her legs, proceeded to descend into the depths of her pangina.
a bevy of beaver. one large v-g-n- formed, as a result of c-ntinental drift, by many smaller v-g-n-s.
earth’s largest pangina formed at lilith fair.

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