Pangloss
the philosopher in voltaire’s candide. he believes “all is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.” even as he suffers horribly throughout the book, he stands by this concept. by the end of the book, though, he admits “he -sserted it still, but he no longer believed it.”
see also: panglossian
bob thinks there’s some good that will come out of him failing his english test. he’s such a pangloss. he can’t accept it might just be bad.
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- dissensus
opposite of consensus. the inability of a group to reach unanimous agreement. marketing and engineering have been stuck at dissensus over inclusion of the new feature.
- Grabage
something that is not useful or is disliked. also it can be used to describe someone’s horrible skills. you are grabage at this game. this food is grabage.
- Serpentsounds
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- chocolate birthday cock
the act of eating and swallowing another human’s feces, throwing it back up on their p-n-s, then sucking their p-n-s until they -j-c-l-t-. i hooked that nasty walrus of a woman up with some chocolate birthday c-ck