Pangolin


a short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.
“pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together.” — an apt description

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