Panic Monkey
an endearing term, usually self imposed – to describe someone who suffers from panic disorder and anxiety, but is self aware – and does not subscribe to the sometines patronising “inner child” mechanics of psychology.
“yeah, i know – i’m such a panic monkey”
“i was just being a panic monkey, no need for concern”
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