panic order
when you order food at a restaurant or fast-food chain quickly, without knowing what you really want on the menu. often caused because the establishment is out of your preferred menu item or because your party begins to order before you are ready.
she said they were out of chicken tenders. i didn’t even want this hamburger…i just panic ordered.
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