Pank
to pat down until flat, compressed // to pack or tamp a loose type of material into a more compact m-ss
origin: northeastern pennsylvania, or as we calls it: nepa! (pr-nounced ‘knee-pa’)
“ay bobby, hows about yous and me drive up de eynon ta da arch-a-bald pothole anz pank some dirt inta it ta fill it up even”
the act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.
formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, ‘poo’ and ‘w-nk’, the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.
‘going to pankistan’
‘watching the shawpank redemption’
‘trying to navigate pank’s labyrinth’
‘taking a loan out from the royal pank of scotland
jamie: ‘hey pete’s been gone for a while?’
ben: ‘he’s probably just panking.’
jamie: ‘that boy, he’s relentless. a german panker tank.’
pete: ‘well pank you very much.’
to flatten a surface or smooth out a surface; usually related to snow
i’m going to go out and pank the snow so i can make an ice rink in the backyard.
to pank is to w-nk and poo simultaneously. much like p–psterbating
/ p–psterbate … but british.
why you taking so long in there?
having a pank. panking.
the act of panking someone
(6:56pm) – mr_f panks frost_bite
(6:57pm)
(6:59pm)
v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another’s -n-l cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.
if you don’t cool it, i’m going to give you a panking you’ll never forget.
“what if i’m giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty sanchez on me?”
a slang term for a h-m-s-xual person.
john you look like a right pank.
←
Read Also:
- morris cat
the complete man. his last name is morris so we call him morris the cat. morris cat was originally a tv icon for nine lives cat food. now he is a living legend in our town. he even has an epic story written about him by ben. they call me general morris cat i make […]
- HAGDASOOT
an abbreviation for have a good day and stay out of trouble. at the end of a chat conversation: ttyl, hagdasoot.
- casuallation
to -j-c-l-t- casually. a casuallation can be neither wanted, expected or premeditated in any way. no examples necessary, casuallation may happen anywhere at any time. eg. on the bus.
- chopsworth
the exact quant-ty needed for the construction of a single chop. duke angelo: ay, what shall i do? verily, i am dryer than the antediluvian plains of africa, and my lone swisher be-stales itself apace. nicolo: peace, my lord! i have procured for you, from a most generous and dutiful peasant, a small sack: no […]
- Chording
the act, or “ch-r-“, of performing oral s-x on a man with a small, stout p-n-s, or a chode. the hooker had to go chording around the bar if she wanted all the old guys’ money. chatting + sharding. pretty simple. i was chording up a storm, i’m glad the internet doesn’t have smells.