panning for gold
having diarhea in the shower, most often after a night of heavy drinking and are too tired to make it to the toilet. the phrase is derived from the sight of the loose stool being dissolved away in the shower drain leaving only remnants too large to p-ss through the grate.
“g-d, i was so tired i just couldn’t make it to the toilet so i ended up panning for gold in the shower”
editing for urban dictionary
ud editor: reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. hey there’s one — publish! reject, reject, reject, reject…
other person: what are you doing?
ud editor: panning for gold.
when you take a sh-t and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. this is especially true if you have eaten corn.
man i just got done panning for gold and i feel great. i’m rich b-tch!
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