pansonism


a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. grease is the core of these acts. other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.
yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, pansonism is great.

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