Pant Boner


the image created when the pant’s crotch area makes a saggy lump making a b-n-r-y image
girl 1: omg that guy has a total b-n-r for me!
girl 2: lol really!?
boy: -adjustes pants-
girl 1: never mind, it was just a pant b-n-r

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