Pant Puddle


the almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. this usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.
#1mom: my son’s underwears are always yellow. i think he has some sorta problem.”
#2 mom: naw it’s nothing out of the ordinary. just pant puddle.”

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