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• paranonoia

  a person’s belief that any anonymous commenter on the internet must actually be that person’s worst enemy, out to embarr-ss them in front of the entire world, of which the vast majority is surely reading that very comment. a person suffering from paranonoia may be said to be “paranonoid.” harvey’s blood froze when he saw […]

• Pardinied

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• Parent Teacher Conference

  a place for teachers to tell p–p about you while you’re not there. also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :} “hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?” “yea, the teacher went crazy.” “you grounded?” “until i move out -___-“

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