panther grip
an unusually firm grip on any particular object… usually a p-n-s.
guy 1: “hey ben, what happened to your leg?”
ben: “susie panther gripped it”
guy 1: “hey bro, how’d it go last night?”
guy 2: “dude… she totally panther gripped me.”
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a male p-n-s. i got a big patoto