Panther Kiss
when an asian m-sseuse is m-ssaging you with her feet and accidentally sh-ts her pants onto your back.
guy 1 : hey bro, how was your m-ssage?
guy 2 : it was great man, except the m-sseuse f-ckin’ gave me a panther kiss.
guy 1 : d-mn dude, it’s gross but hot at the same time, right?
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