Pantless


1. a lack thereof pants.
2. to be at peace with ones legs.
3. a state of perfection. not to be confuzed with the state of new york. or arkansas. or victoria. or hungary. which is a country.
pantless dave is the king of the interweb. bow before his might. the pantologists shall crush ye beneath their mighty pantlessness. ye shall be cleansed, and ye pants burned.

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