Pantone


a small woodland creature varying in height between 2ft to 4ft. the pantone is known for its hypnotic hips and black eyes. the pantone is on the brink of extinction due to its tendency towards h-m-s-xuality.
they say to never look into the hips of a pantone. if so, you may never be attracted to a woman again.

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