Pantry Popper
when you open the pantry door expecting the same old same old, only to be surprised with all of your favorite snacks, giving you an instant erection
“dude, i was starving this morning until i saw that all my favorite snacks were fully stocked, i got an immediate pantry popper”
#b-n-r #erection #food #snacks
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