Pants Blasting
when a mans wiener is stroked through his pants, slacks or trousers which ends in an -j-c-l-t–n without the wiener ever being removed from ones pants nor having direct contact with the women’s hand, mouth or v-g-n-. this can occur in may different scenarios;
1) having no stamina.
2) strip club private dance encounters
3) not having blown a load for a long time.
4) extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting
example 1:
nate: oh wow, that was quick!
jen: yeah, i didnt think i was going to be pants blasting you tonight.
nate: there is always tomorrow
jen: see you at 6:45
nate: yup
example 2:
(at strip club)
keith: hey, lets get out of here.
jen: why you in such a hurry? how was ur birthday lap dance?
keith: $20 totally well spent!!
jen: really? i didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
keith: when a pants blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. now lets go home so i can change my pants.
example 3:
mike: dude, sarah is such a s-ssypants!
al: trust me man, i know this already…
mike: how do you know? im going out with her tomorrow
al: she totally gave me a pants blasting at the club last night.
mike: nice, i hope she is ready for another!
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