pants salute
1) when a man encounters a beautiful woman (or man, if that’s your thing), he gives her a raise of his third leg in honor of her beauty.
2) a salute from downstairs.
“hey, steve. do you have a cuc-mber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“neither, rick. i just saw thing hot girl, and i had to give her a pants salute.”
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