pantsness
general term for the appearance of a man’s pants or jeans, specifically the fit and style (or lack thereof) or the manner in which he wears them. can refer to either a good fit (intriguing nooks and crannies evident, emphasis on the -ss) or a poor fit (pleats, tapered pants, -ss-obliterating sagging). may also refer to good pants worn badly (plumber’s crack, waistband under armpits). can be used to describe specific pairs of pants or to a man’s entire pants wardrobe or taste in pants.
“he’s kind of cute but he really takes bad pantsness to a whole new low.”
“mike’s pantsness makes women sad in the pants.”
“my boyfriend gives amazing pantsness. he’s like a 9.5 on the pantsness scale!”
1. having or pertaining to pants.
2. an excessively long way to say “pants”.
with all those pairs of jeans, you’ve got alot of pantsness.
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