pantsnoodle


a man’s p-n-s
look how big his pantsnoodle is!

i want his pantsnoodle in my mit!

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  • Seating disorder

    common in restaurants – you can’t get out because they’re perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result. usually affects women. “dude i can’t get out, her chair’s too far out” “yeah, she’s got a serious seating disorder.”

  • selxy

    to be s-xy and silky instantaniously. most often used to describe a girl. the word originated one day after gym, when a girl flibbed and tried to say to words at once, and thus was selxy born. “woah, check out that selxy girl!” girl 1: “don’t my legs look selxy?” girl 2: “yeah, how’d you […]

  • Semi-Slut

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    made from a wierd kid in my cl-ss namely me! its a strange person that no one knows the name for. dude ” whos that n00b ” me ” dunno dude what a wonkstein “


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