PantsOnPhobia


the fear of having pants on, wearing or of those wearing pants. often a self-inflicted malaise -ssociated with those working from home or in the technology start-up environments.
when he has to go to the office, his pantsonphobia is in full effect. her pantsonphobia prevents her from attending certain social events.

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