Panty Claus
a panty claus is a house guests who steals women’s panties.
husband: what’s wrong dear?
wife: i can’t find my favorite red panties
husband: we must have had a visit from panty claus
during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets p-ssy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.
(day: december 15th)
matt: awwww sh-t son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish p-ssy today!
gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha f-cka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
gerard: ya man lets go get some filipino flags and from mira mesa and wave it around mexicans!
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