Pap Scratching


adj: a moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed m-sses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female’s “lady bits” quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. this episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
joanne: g-d i’ve an awful case of the pap scratchings
deedee: would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?

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