papa johns

a person who provides you with free pizza in exchange for s-xual favors.
man i really want some pizza, but i don’t want to pay for it. i wish i had a papa john.
(1)usually referred to only when hungry

(2)or, in the case of rare unfortunate circ-mstances, a former place of employment.
(1)im hungry lets call papa johns and get a peperoni pizza for $14
(2)i was scheduled to work untill 10pm but its fuc–n papa johns so i was there untill 2.
(2)because i work at papa johns i have to count out 42 pepperonis on every pepperoni pizza. or my boss will yell and me or maybe write me up.
please refer to sh-t
dumb-ss #1: i wasted my money on papa sh-ts
dumb-ss #2: u mean papa johns?
dumb-ss #1: no, papa sh-ts
dumb-ss #2: what is papa sh-ts?
dumb-ss #1: stfu
the worst-ever place to work. they’ll pay you minimum wage and schedule you for you 15 hours a week, 8 of which you’ll actually get to work. you’ll work through the busiest part of the day, and they’ll send you home as soon as you get a chance to relax a little. if you’re unfortunate enough to get suckered into managing a papa john’s, they’ll put you on salary and work you 75 hours a week. (that way they don’t have to pay overtime.)

also the worst-ever place to order pizzas. as a direct result of hating their jobs so much, the employees automatically hate you for ordering from them. they’ll do a sh-tty job on your pie, and even if they drop it or a fly lands in the sauce, they’ll still box it and send it to you. and they never, ever wash their hands, even after going to the bathroom. trust me.
i think my papa john’s pizza had a hair and some dead roaches on it. yeah, that’s definitely a roach.
a drug dealer that delivers.
“hey dude, papa john is on the phone…he’ll be here in 20.”
hitler
papa john and hitler are the same person; have you ever noticed both like to cook things in ovens?
a widely used safe word used to stop aggressive activities during kinky s-x.
d-mnit newbie you’re donkey punching me too hard! papajohn’s!
similar to “jody”
he’s the hypothetical character who is at home “taking care” of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.
you’ve been gone from home that long? well don’t worry about her, “papa john” is keeping your bed warm.