Papa Meerkat
those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. they look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.
“stop eating pasta and go the f-ck to bed jayson, and i swear to god you better not papa meerkat tonight!”
also,
“why the f-ck is jayson looking around, its 3 am!”, “don’t worry bro it’s just papa meerkat.. he’s more scared of us then we are of him”.
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