papanazzi
noun. portmanteau of “paparazzi” and “n-z-.” refers to aggressive and persistent press trying to photograph celebrities. crowds tend to cheer when celebrities punch them. may also refer to paparazzi who stand by and keep the cameras rolling while sh!t hits the fan because that’s their s-d-stic duty.
meg: “did you see where bjork attacked that reporter?”
reg: “yeah, but those papanazzis were bugging her.”
meg: “… they kept filming, didn’t they?”
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