paper-saviour
when one has a horrificaly messy sh-t and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up – eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. not to be confused with paper-saver.
“the night was dark, cold and remote. i had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how i could get myself out of the sh-tty mess i had made of my -rs-hole. then i seen it. a paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on earth anymore. ‘well it would have one more use now’ i thought as i wiped away smiling.”
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