paper shredder
the place you would rather stick your scr-t-m than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend’s purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener b-mp with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.
wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?
husband: no thanks, i’d rather t bag a paper shredder.
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