paperbag

a b-tch with a banging body and a f-cked up face, only suitable for having s-x with if she’s wearing a paperbag over her head.
person 1: d-mn! did you see francesca’s -ss?!?
person 2: it don’t matter if you’ve seen her face! that b-tch is a paperbag, fo real.
a tool used for having s-x with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.
i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.
needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.
erin boettger’s so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.
a paper bag is the opposite of “lollipop”. it is used to describe a girl or guy who has a hot body but an ugly/plain face. it’s called paper bag because you metaphorically want to just a paper bag on the person’s face.
guy#1: woah, this babe in front of us has an awesome figure!
guy#2: wish she’d turn around so we can see her face.
*girl turns around and her face turns out to be ugly*
guy#1: daaaaamn!
guy#2: what a paper bag!
a bag. made of paper.
cashier: “do you need a paper bag?”
you: “no.”
verb – to conceal one’s feet in a paper bag while giving oral s-x in a public place, thus creating the illusion that only one person is present. common in rest stops and fitting rooms.

noun – one who engages in the above behavior

origin: central virginia
“she has been in the rest room for a while! either she’s taking a growler, or she’s paperbagging the restroom attendant.”
man with banging body but booty looks.

very ugly man with body of brad pitt.

if you would rather kiss his hairy -ss than his face, but still want to freak him, then he is a paper bag.

ex.
tyson
sole (fem)
bodybuilders in general
coolio
d-mn. that dude is h-lla ugly. wait a second, go get that paper bag.

i saw a paper bag today, body was h-lla hot.