paperweight
a term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.
“my computer’s a total paperweight at the minute.”
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when someone is peeing and places their b-lls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.
jk: when you pee do you whip out your b-lls too?
bs:yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
jk:so you just paperweight it?
bs:yeah
noun
a small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.
a common name for a mac or any other useless computer.
buy a pc and get rid of that paperweight.
when you take a monster sized sh-t on a coworkers desk.
it is similar to a cargoyle.
tony was a being a total -ss today, so i left him a m-ssive paperweight. i hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away
see macintosh or ps3
this mac is the best paperweight $5000 can buy…
a slang term for bras knuckles
yes, id like to buy a pair of paper weights
1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment
2. a serious student
the printer turned out to be a paperweight.
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