pappy
another word for poo and other words which mean the same. e.g. sh-t, cr-p, feces.
bl–dy h-ll i’m dying for a pappy!
– n. – a father or grandfather, or old folk in general
homie 1: hey, wanna meet me in da alley and garden some mary jane?
homie 2: aw schnap, i gotta visit mah pappy! maybe some other day…
homie 1: dayums, me too…i hate mah papps but i gotta score some watson from dat b–tch…catcha tuesday.
homie 2: yah-yah! buhbye
slang for pap smear, i.e. a medical procedure for the early detection of cancer in the cervix.
a naked business woman marches into the gynecologist’s exam room, jumps on the table and places her feet in the stirrups. her tight, bald yoni twitches with impatience.
“ms…?” asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.
“spare me the chit-chat, doc!” hisses the lady, tapping her watch. “gimme a pappy and make it snappy!”
to finger-bang an asian
you see that hot asian? i’d pappy her.
a p-n-s that is so strong, it can lift a car when it gets stiff
hi my name is pogo, want to jump on my pappy?
– things that are generally round and for some reason drive men crazy.
– they make people think you want them to throw things in between them.
– dirty pillows, golden bozos, “the twins”, t-ts, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, b–bies and generally third base in male mythology.
– the universal answer to all questions.
– what brings peace and joy to mankind.
yo’, check out her pappies! i’d love to get lost in those.
a body build between fat and average. this person will be showing signs of weight gain but remains safe from ridicule.
“there not fat, there just pappy”
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