parachute
ingesting a powdered substance, usually a crushed up pill, by wrapping it in some toilet paper and swallowing it.
man, i just parachuted that e pill, it’s gunna hit me alot faster.
the act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly “hit your system faster” which is not always the case.
i accidentally crushed a bean(mdma), and i didn’t want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.
coldplay’s first alb-m, simply their best, with good songs like “don’t panic”, “yellow”, and “high speed”. will help sooth the mind
dude 1- man i need to chill know any good alb-m that will help me?
dude 2- ya, coldplay’s parachutes alb-m.
the male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one’s p-n-s at climax.
the added sp-ce between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the c-m without sticking.
this method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient – one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
bro: yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because i jerk off so much onto it. it was most embarr-ssing.
other bro: dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
bro: man, you’re so smart, i wish other people knew this trick!
when a man farts into a woman’s v-g-n-
she was sleeping and i parachuted her.
she loves the parachute.
the best band in the entire world. they make great music and are smoking hot.
dude did you go to the parachute concert last night? they were banging!
the parachute: insert both fists and feet into your partner’s gaping v-g-n-/-sshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. this can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; the m-ssive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause -rg-sm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.
also a very useful way to build intense motherf-cking core and back muscles.
me: your mom sure does like it when i get a parachute going up in that gaping p-ssy of hers.
me: did you see that parachute i just pulled off on your mom?
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